2009 Tailcat Themes
- 8/20 TailScrimmage
- 08/28 Italian
- 09/03 Grab-n-Go
- 09/10
- 09/18
- 09/25
- 10/02
- 10/09
- 10/16
- 10/23
- 10/30
- POST SEASON
TAILCATTERS SPEAK
Monday, September 28, 2009
Buffalo--Recap!
After running my mouth last week, I didn't go to the TailCat.And to make matters worse, I got pulled into a book club discussion - in the warm, dry comfort of a nice little Italian restaurant near the field. I am weak. It won't happen again.
OK -back to the game: that was my first experience with the St Francis "Field of Dreams". Isn't it amazing the difference between high school football in Ohio and New York? And why does it always rain every time we play in Buffalo?
On the subject of cold and wet - I'm pretty sure the seniors haven't played on grass since freshman year. And we haven't played in weather like that since, well, Strongsville. Overheard in the fourth quarter: "Oh my God - here it comes again!" "Yes, but this rain feels warmer". It's a bad, bad sign when you're comparing downpours at a football game.
As for St. Francis:- it's very hard to take a team seriously that has to resort to a taped cheer of "Dee - fense - (clap) - (clap)". Playing music - any music - between plays is wrong - this is not the NBA. Playing KC and Sunshine Band was bad enough - Tony Garofoli busted out his 70's mixer dance moves when KC came on - but Neil Diamond?!?! Neil Diamond?!?!?! At a football game!?!?!
Announced attendance: 283. I'm thinking 233 were from Ohio. I'm also thinking that if the attendance is 283, I'm not announcing it to anyone.
Despite all these distractions, our Cats and the fans pulled this one out. Slogged through the rain, slogged onto the buses and headed home. Speaking of buses, I have NO updates regarding events on the bus. We can have a "Screw Your Busmate" contest - kind of like "Screw Your Roommate" dances in college - if you'd like. Pass along something newsworthy from the bus trip (anonymous or otherwise) and I'll try to embarrass the heck out of your target. And, perhaps, you!
The "up and down" portion of our schedule is over. There are no more "breathers" - only teams looking to secure a playoff spot. The kids are looking good and in great shape at 5 - 0. Next up is the Massillon Tigers. They will bring a large, vocal crowd. We have to bring our "A game" from here on out fans - and it starts with this humbled TailCat Coordinator.
Details for this week coming soon - stay tuned!!!
GO CATS!!!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
When the going gets tough...
That's OK - Patty and I will NOT give in and take the "easy route".
No, WE are going to carry the TailCat banner, fight our way through traffic, negotiate our way through "EZ Pass booth or cash booth?", until we arrive - early and proud - at our TailCat destination.
While you folks ride 3 hours in a bus, eating and drinking, enjoying each other's company, not a care in the world and - Patty!! Come back here!! Get out of that bus line!!
Here's where you will find the Dowds:
FAN BUS TO BUFFALO
Jennifer Fight forwarded these details on the bus to the St Francis game this weekend:
Cost: $20 per person
There is a signup sheet in the Athletic Department. They need to reserve at least 1/2 the bus to make it worthwhile. I'm guessing that would be about 25-30 people.
The bus will leave St Ignatius at 2:00 PM Saturday and return to school immediately following the game.
All money must be in to the Athletic Department by Friday, 9/25.
Go Cats!
Better in Mentor
As for the TailCat roadshow - hmm, how to characterize this one... Well, after an inspirational flag raising...
the effort was, I'd hafta say, "uneven."
For instance:
Pat Ryan apparently thought we were playing Erie Prep - he was in Conneaut before he realized he overshot Mentor.
Joe Carrozzoni was looking just a weeeeee bit panicked at 6:00 when he still didn't have any tickets for the game. Joe - not even frosh dads do that.
Jim Hoppy Hopkins - in a preview of things to come (see Ambrose and Martin below) - couldn't keep his grill lit (Jim, I hear there's medication for that now) and kept sticking his face in the grill to see if it was on. Maybe that's why each time you asked he'd tell you the kick off was moved up - from 7:30, to 7:00, to 6:00. He shut his grill down at 4:50 so he wouldn't miss the game...
Tim Ryan stopped by the TailCat on his way to the beach, I think. Showed up in sandals, his speedo and a muscle T -team colors, mind you - but still. For a night game. With temps forecast in the 50's. Then he borrowed a jacket from a Mentor fan to stay warm during the game. Can you spell "no pride"?
Dave McVey - geezuz, Dave, this hurts to say this - was overheard discussing BOOK CLUB with a few moms-who-shall-remain-nameless-but-have-already-been-called-out-about-such-unacceptable-TailCat-behavior. You have to be stronger than that, Dave.
The team of Ambrose and Martin (shades of Lewis and Martin?!) talked up a big turkey fry for this one. Brought the fryers, the turkeys, flavorings, propane tanks, fire extinguishers, temperature gauges -the works. Just no propane. And no oil. And they volunteered to organize the St X fish fry. There's a Mickey D's near the JCU campus, folks.
In a shameless attempt to deflect attention from his grassroots effort to start a "TailKnit", Frank Ross suggested there are others of like mind in our midst. No names but he hinted that a certain someone who - when not shooting perps is shooting pictures, whose initials are KG, whose last name begins with "G" and ends with "E" and it's not Genesee - is also fond of needle and thread. I refuse to believe it. I didn't bite on J Edgar Hoover in a skirt, either.
Now if you think we were challenged going to Mentor - we're crossing state lines this week, people. And we have a special contest this week. Tim Myers has offered to bring the Mobile ManCave to Buffalo if there are enough people who would be going early enough to enjoy it and justify the effort. Early, as in Tuesday. No, seriously - respond by email if you are NOT taking the bus and would be up there by, say, 4ish. Each vote emailed to me (straycatdowd@gmail.com) in favor moves the ManCave a little closer to Buffalo! No pressure here - if it's not feasible will make it a low-tech effort. Just let me know.
This week's theme: SUB. Subway. Submarine. Substitute for a better idea... We'll keep it simple and portable. Whatever you can handle that will travel 2 1/2 hrs.
GO CATS!!!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Mentor Cardinals
Here's some entertaining background to this game that should get the juices flowing:
The last time Mentor lost at home was in 2005 to - you guessed it! - our St Ignatius Wildcats. Another one of my sons, Dan, played on that team. It was a relatively close game till early in the 3rd quarter when the combination of Kirbus-to-Parris went wild - final score: 55-35. The game was well in hand (55-21, I believe) in the 4th quarter. Coach Kyle took the opportunity to substitute liberally. Mentor coach Steve Trivisonno started hurrying up his no-huddle offense, throwing the ball all over the field against our 3rd and 4th teamers. Mentor scored. The onside kick(!) was successful. After several more passes, another score, another onside kick, timeouts used - the St Ignatius coaching staff was, um, rather vexed, to put it politely. Coach Kyle was forced to put the starting D back in to finish out the game. He was NOT pleased.
I can think of nothing better than to "bookend" the Mentor home winning streak by thumping them again this week! Grrrrrrr!
GO CATS!!!!!
TailCat update: Our first road trip TailCat is on as previously announced. Scroll down for the GoogleEarth location and directions. TailCatters will be gathering in force by 4-4:30.
There is a rumor that the team of Ambrose and Martin will be there earlier prepping fried turkey.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Mentor: Details and Directions
The site is off of Market Street between Mansion Street and Munson Street. There is a LakePark commuter lot directly across the street from our location.Directions: Whether you approach from I 90 or Rte 2, exit at Rte 615 North. The first traffic light north of Rte 2 on Rte 615 North is Market Street. Turn right.I'm guessing it's about 1/2 mi from Rte 615 to our TailCat, which will be on the left - if you reach Munson, you've gone too far.
The Mobile ManCave will be in mothballs this week - but we'll be flying the colors.
Our early bird ETA is 4:00-4:30.
GO CATS!!
Distractions
To wit:
1) As those that show up on time (no later than 1:45) settled in after “set up” for a few precious moments of camaraderie and wholesome fellowship before the tardy masses arrive, we had our first Mobile ManCave misshap. As we settled in to watch one of the most stirring finishes of the college football season so far – after having adjusted the volume to hear the telecast over the incessant clicking of Frank Ross's knitting needles (like nails on a chalkboard, people) – we lost our picture!Ed and Judy Martin – who showed up late again (2:55 -tsk, tsk) – were obviously aware of their tardiness. Ed, in his haste to get caught up, tripped over the power cord and knocked over the satellite dish. At least, that's Tim Myers' story. Regardless, we banned Tim to solitary confinement.
2) Pat Ryan lapsed into HiDef coma watching ND-Michigan. I don't think he made it to the game.
3) Jim Anter showed up. He's always a distraction.
4) Word of the TailCat has apparently spread north of the border, eh?. We were all distracted by the advance scout from Toronto looking to take in firsthand what it means to be a TailCatter.
5) Sue Ryan – in a shameful display of “Me Before Team TailCat” - is apparently miffed that hubby Tim has gotten some attention in past weeks. Note how Sue jumped into just about every picture this past week. Sue, there is no “i” in Tailc – uh, there is no “me” in TailCat!
6) Seat exchange co-op? I may start one – would anyone like to exchange seats with me? I sat between Kelli Ventling and Patty Dowd – a thorn between 2 roses, for sure – but they were talking about BOOK CLUB at kickoff! Talk about distractions!
7) Our concerns were justified – our TailCat founder didn't make it this week. Cards and flowers can be sent to Axel care of the Burn Unit at UH.We mustn't dwell on all negatives – the 'Cats took care of business on the field. That puts Hopkins-Dowd-St Charles Borromeo at 3-0 and counting. And Jim Hopkins – a true TailCat warrior – was the only one manning his station at the grill Saturday. Inspirational! And the grilled sausage sandwiches – niiiiiiice!
So now, after surviving a rather lackluster effort - it's time to refocus, folks!
We're on the road this week! And with a short week of preparation.
In honor of our opponent, the Mentor Cardinals, this week's theme is: FOWL!! If it flies and it's feathered – it's however you want to prepare it: fried, fricasseed, garrotted, grilled, baked, battered, breaded, sauteed, stuffed.Our location is yet to be determined.
Once we coordinate our satellite reconnaissance with our assets on the ground we will publish the site. Stay tuned.
GO CATS!!!
Friday, September 11, 2009
ALL ARE WELCOME--NONE REFUSED!
1) giving each a hard time, and
2) announcing what the coming week's "theme" will be. (This week's theme is "Italian")
We've also created a blog site where the emails, etc are posted for anyone to see. the site is "Everything TailCat": http://tailcat.blogspot.com/
At Byers, we set up on the grass at the southeast corner of the field (The Ianni) - you can't miss us! For away games we choose a site beforehand near the stadium and broadcast the location that week.
We set up community tables to stage all of the food, etc. Those that have and can bring grills, etc to cook at the field do so. Everyone else brings snacks, drinks, plates, utensils, etc. And tables!
The offer is open to band parents and all Wildcat fans...
People start to arrive in earnest around 4-4:30 for a 7 PM kickoff; we start breaking things down by 6:15-6:30.
A few words from Axel...
My best to you all this weekend - The great spirit of the TAILCATS goes on for I guess the 6th year - But with Tim Myers portable "MAN CAVE" the starting times are earlier - where was he when I needed to get to the IANNI (the official name of the Tailcatting Location at Byers)?- but clearly a well-oiled machine after all these years and the various Apprentices and Managers of the funtion.
The overall event was to allow Ignatius Football Fans to spend time together before the game and - well I think very few high school teams have TAILGATES. With families from all over the Greater Cleveland area sharing their love of St. Ignatius and their sons - the TAILCAT became a place to meet families from the other side of town - make new friends that last after graduation - and create special memories that will last forever. Celebrating the WINS was easy. Commiserating the Losses - well I think that's were the deep bonds of friendship were solidified. - and then ...the next day - the Sun came up.
So as I will not be in attendance tomorrow - I wish for another great day of weather - and despite the weather - rain or shine - Gather together and share the special day - as there are only so many. And one more thing - invite a freshmen or Sophmore family - the TAILCATS are not upperclass - Varisty specific - it is all IGNATIUS WILDCAT fans!!! So encourage others to attend and become part of it all.
Now to the REPORTING - TOM DOWD: It is great to see Tom "DUDLEY DOORIGHT" DOWD begin .....I said begin to provide a weekly summary of the social events. Yes, he has shown potential talent in the documenting and reporting of the weekly TAILCAT events. He is beginning to report the little things of the TAILCAT....but from my observation post - spends too much time just......enjoying the moment. Yep ...mingling and chatting is an important element of the TAILCAT....but the recording of events, attendees, culinary demonstrations....that it the real job of the reporter.
So yes, my Environmental Disaster while tring to feed the masses the Wiener Schnitzel hampered my performance - a return with heavy duty equipment is promised as I cannot live with the disappointment - the continual problems provided for more great material for all to read. That is my role now as TAILCAT consultant - making sure that Tom has material to write about - but this week let's hope that "Jimmy Olsen" can provide a bit more Multimedia evidence and enhance your reading. A story line will be my possible absence ...and after that....lets hope a report that really relives the day.
ALL THE BEST - CONTINUE TO ATTEND - ENCOURAGE OTHERS - ENJOY THE MOMENT - and GO CATS!!! (also remember the TEAM COLORS are BLUE AND GOLD)
Do Not sleep on the Crusaders!
OK - on to more important stuff. Axel Hoyer is just KILLING me about not including pictures in my TailCat recaps. Through various back channels as well as a relentless, direct frontal approach. A slideshow on the the blog site is apparently not adequate. So here ya go, Ax - I held back one pic from last week; an "after" shot once his multiple grease fires were put out. I told you he wouldn't make it this week. See above...
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Week 3: Canicius
After a week in which our 'Cats came out looking like LOST kittens for 2 quarters I don't think the boys will have trouble FINDING a little fire for Buffalo Canisius this weekend. Fortunately, they FOUND the "on" switch and played like they are capable of in the 2nd half. So after only 6 quarters of football, we FIND ourselves 2-0.
I happened to FIND Frank Ross hunkered down next to the Mobile ManCave, concentrating on his knitting a few hours before kick off. You read that right. Knitting. Frank Ross.
Tim Sarac apparently LOST his schedule - he came dressed in Glenville colors for last week's game. Oh, and John Kobunski - it's not "as we hail the Blue and Green". Wearing green on the day we play Gang Green - very poor form.
I FOUND out this week that Anne Hopkins did not go to Mass to pray for Jim (sorry Jimbo); she and Patty Dowd apparently went to St Charles to pray for the team. Anne, Patty and St Charles Borromeo have now teamed up to go 2-0; a new lucky ritual is born. I don't know how they're going to handle it for the away games at Harding and Buffalo St Francis - they'll figure it out. (Honey, I'll text you updates)
Frank - seriously - you know your way around a ball of yarn?!?
Bob Ambrose was FOUND wandering the TailCat - no dish in hand. I guess if it doesn't begin with "fried" he's not helping. We'll give him a pass - I wouldn't be jumping in line for fried bratwurst, either.
Pat Ryan was at the TailCat and - does Pat do anything other than eat and smoke cigars at these things?!?
I'm tellin ya - the man said he knits while wife JoAnn reads. Or she knits while he organizes the yarn (what does that mean, exactly?). Something like that. Either way, it's just wrong. Frank, I - please, fix it.
Axel Hoyer was FOUND explaining himself to the City of Parma HazMat team. Seems he had not one but two oil spills and grease fires. You won't see him this week for Canisius - his blistered legs are in gauze from the knees down. But the schnitzel made it all worth it.
Yes, Kevin Thomas did not show up empty-handed this week. Well, technically, he did - I think he made Gail carry everything in. Then he dumped all his brats on Jim Hopkins' grill. Nice move, rook.
This week's theme: ITALIAN
VANNO I GATTI SELVATICI !!
PS Frank, I'm an XL if you're going to make that pullover. Something in school colors, maybe a nice apres-ski kinda pattern across the chest?
PHOTO OPS
Monday, September 7, 2009
Housekeeping
1) We've accumulated a number of bowls, plates, utensils, etc that were abandoned by fans apparently in too much of a panic to catch kickoff. (I know because this past week they left them all on my table, which was under my canopy - both of which I decided to abandon 'cuz I was in too much of a panic to catch kickoff) We'll have a Lost N Found at the name tag table from now on.
2) Remember to bring plates, cups, plastic ware, etc.
3) We were dangerously close to not having sufficient table space last week! No self-respecting tailgater comes up short on table space...
4) This week vs Canisius is Parent's Night. As you are probably already aware, parents have to assemble in the stadium by 6:15. This is good news - it means the entire gameday schedule will have to be moved up; as a result, Myers should have a satellite link established just in time for the 11 AM College GameDay coverage.
5) The St Xavier Fish Fry: some of you may not be aware that the St Ignatius and St Xavier parents have traditionally hosted one another on the day of the game. The St X faithful have always been in awe of our OUTDOOR fish fry held right at the stadium. (Our wimpy southern cousins have usually provided finger food INDOORS down at St X. Insert frownie face here. Last year they were shamed into holding an outdoor event - with that God-awful chili). So we will be coordinating our efforts in the coming weeks in preparation for another fish fry to be held at JCU - the site of this year's game. Note that this is NOT a school-sponsored or organized undertaking - it's an all-volunteer effort, paid for by us TailCatters. More to come...
Friday, September 4, 2009
WEEK 2: Northmont
Jim "Hoppy" Hopkins broke out his new grill and prepped mounds of sliders. Well done, Hop! But seeing him standing in front of his new ManToy with a lit match and a bottle of propane in his hand apparently inspired wife Anne to leave and pray for his safety.
Tim Sarac gets props for being able to set up his new canopy - still had the tags on it - in a windstorm first time out.
TailCat veteran Bill "Wolfgang" O'Malley brought his signature dish - BBQ'd shrimp. If you didn't get any you really missed something...
Tim Myers brought - well, you were there, you saw. 'Nuff said.
Kevin Thomas was screaming up everyone's draft boards as a lock for TailCatter for the Future. He even led a spirited discussion of "charcoal vs propane" at the JV game Saturday morning. Then he showed up late and empty-handed. Maybe he hitched a ride with - Axel Hoyer, who also wandered in late with his hands in his pockets.
Is there a Senior Tour for old TailCatters?!
Remember - all are invited! Bring tables, garbage bags, and your cooking skills. And this week we'll need suntan lotion.
And if you want to let the traffic clear out postgame and "decompress" after another 'Cat win, the TailCatters have a standing reservation at Antonio's after the game - walking distance from the stadium. Great family fare at reasonable prices.
GO CATS!!